MY LIFE!

SO...

I haven't blogged in quite some time...

So I thought I would fill you guys in on what THE Undercover Blogger has been doing lately.

1) My brother broke his face and had to have plastic surgery to repair it. That pretty much sucked and was really scary. I pray that I never have a little athlete... I could NOT handle watching my child get hurt OVER and OVER and OVER again! I'll teach (or I'll PAY someone to teach) my sons how to play the piano. If I have sons. Piano is WAY more attractive to a girl that football. It proves dedication and commitment. I guess sports prove the same thing, but sports are dangerous and they make guys look all bulky. That's bad for their hearts. Piano nurtures the heart. Very Edward Cullen... which brings me to my next thing...

2) I've been reading New Moon and Eclipse. Is it sad that tween "literature" breaks my heart? Makes me cry? Haunts my dreams? Probably. I love it anyway.

3) COOKING. I had taken a break from cooking... but you guys all know what preservatives and additives do to this Undercover Blogger... THEY MAKE ME MAD! So I've been cooking dinner even when I am by myself. I love the whole process of shopping for healthy foods, preparing them into healthy meals, and I even love cleaning up the mess! No, this isn't helping my budget, but it IS helping my waistline. I celebrated with new jeans. Budget smudget.

4) "Observing" my arch enemy... I just go to his place of work and watch him be a freak. It's probably because he's angry about being married to a woman who doesn't go to the dentist. If you don't understand, you don't deserve to understand. LOSERS...sorry...I meant, FANS..... I simply cannot go into further detail because that would mean I was causing cyber drama. Personally, I am a fan of drama, but I will not indulge my enemies.

And that's all pretty much. My life is dull, but at least it's better than any of your lives.

XOXO,
-Undercover Blogger

Side Note

I would like to let everyone know that I'm back to wearing eyeliner.

A few of you had expressed concern over my minimal makeup... a few of you even suggested I see a doctor, for an Undercover Blogger without makeup is quite an unsettling site.

BTW, I haven't even spoken a word about the previous post to L or A. They know not what I am thinking. Now THAT is unsettling! Well, for them, not me. I looooooooove secrets.

My friends don't have to know everything about me, do they? I have to keep SOME mystery. Like... I wouldn't admit it to anyone but my fans, but I probably consumed a 850 calorie lunch... possibly even more.

If you have any suggestions for keeping my calorie intake down, please send me a note straight away.

Thanks fans,

Undercover Blogger

OMG! OMG!

I'M BEING TESTED.

THIS IS HARD.

Being good is more difficult than I had expected.

I can't help but wonder... when you say really really really nice things about a person that you don't care about either way... does that erase the rude comments you said about other people who probably deserve the things you say about them?

Wishfully wishing I hadn't wished to be nice,
Undercover Blogger

Greetings!

Hello fans...

I was completely unable to sign into Blogger for a really long time. My apologies.

Why, when you're trying to be good/pure/kind and only say nice things about people, WHY do you have to run into women knitting Rastafarian PADS? Yes, you read that correctly... PADS... in RASTAFARIAN inspired colors... outside... for ALL TO SEE.

So... do you, dearest fans, think that God is testing me? If so, I'm kind of excited. Because if that's only the first of my challenges, think of all that is to come in terms of weirdos!

I suppose I failed that challenge though... BLIMEY RASTAFARIAN PADS!

Regards,
Undercover Blogger