MY LIFE!

SO...

I haven't blogged in quite some time...

So I thought I would fill you guys in on what THE Undercover Blogger has been doing lately.

1) My brother broke his face and had to have plastic surgery to repair it. That pretty much sucked and was really scary. I pray that I never have a little athlete... I could NOT handle watching my child get hurt OVER and OVER and OVER again! I'll teach (or I'll PAY someone to teach) my sons how to play the piano. If I have sons. Piano is WAY more attractive to a girl that football. It proves dedication and commitment. I guess sports prove the same thing, but sports are dangerous and they make guys look all bulky. That's bad for their hearts. Piano nurtures the heart. Very Edward Cullen... which brings me to my next thing...

2) I've been reading New Moon and Eclipse. Is it sad that tween "literature" breaks my heart? Makes me cry? Haunts my dreams? Probably. I love it anyway.

3) COOKING. I had taken a break from cooking... but you guys all know what preservatives and additives do to this Undercover Blogger... THEY MAKE ME MAD! So I've been cooking dinner even when I am by myself. I love the whole process of shopping for healthy foods, preparing them into healthy meals, and I even love cleaning up the mess! No, this isn't helping my budget, but it IS helping my waistline. I celebrated with new jeans. Budget smudget.

4) "Observing" my arch enemy... I just go to his place of work and watch him be a freak. It's probably because he's angry about being married to a woman who doesn't go to the dentist. If you don't understand, you don't deserve to understand. LOSERS...sorry...I meant, FANS..... I simply cannot go into further detail because that would mean I was causing cyber drama. Personally, I am a fan of drama, but I will not indulge my enemies.

And that's all pretty much. My life is dull, but at least it's better than any of your lives.

XOXO,
-Undercover Blogger