Things I Hate

Now I am in a pretty good mood today, but I've had complaints lately that I've been too positive. Just want to make sure you all know I am the same blogger I've always been.

SOOO... here are things I hate!

1. Baby pictures where people put pearls and tutus and gay stuff on their babies. It's just dumb.

2. The heat of summer. It's too much for this delicate flower.

3. Poor people (me included). It's so dull to have to pinch pennies and be frugal. A real drag.

4. When Millie and Oliver throw up. It makes me sad =(

5. Olives. SICK. SICK. SICK!

6. People who hate onions. I know that 90% of my friends hate onions, and I forgive them. But only because they are pretty.

7. Chocolate chip cookies. JUST KIDDING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

8. Headaches. I had one for a week. It finally went away.

9. The way dishwashers always kick up that weird crumby stuff into the glasses on top. So if you're like ME, you always leave them in and never have clean glasses to use so you wind up using crystal then hand washing it. Which really makes no sense.

10. The way cheese and nitrates and nitrites are bad for you.

So there. Things I totally hate.

Outtie-
UB

LOOK! PUPPIES!

LOOK! It's OLIVER! He's my Ollie boy! Little Oliver is SOOOO sweet. He says "I'm a well behaved boy! I'm fat and wrinkly and WONDERFUL! I can run REAL fast!"

AND LOOK! It's MILLIE! Millie bear! My wittle baby gurl! AWWW! She says "I cuddle and snuggle and LOVE! I am bad to the bone, but you can't resist my HUGE ears! I LOVE you forEVER!"

Look! Oliver's arm wrinkles! Aren't they CUTE!?!?!

AND LOOK! Millie's always ready for some love and attention! Isn't she PRECIOUS?!?!?!

Basically, if you are looking for some WILD fun, come over to my house. These critters are CRAZY! They are insane and sweet and PERFECT! I love to pet them and kiss them and cuddle them. I look at their fur and I say "OH, PUPPIES! I love you puppies! You're PRETTY PUPPIES!" And my life is good and happy.

Dogs forever,

-UB