LOOK! It's OLIVER! He's my Ollie boy! Little Oliver is SOOOO sweet. He says "I'm a well behaved boy! I'm fat and wrinkly and WONDERFUL! I can run REAL fast!"
AND LOOK! It's MILLIE! Millie bear! My wittle baby gurl! AWWW! She says "I cuddle and snuggle and LOVE! I am bad to the bone, but you can't resist my HUGE ears! I LOVE you forEVER!"
AND LOOK! Millie's always ready for some love and attention! Isn't she PRECIOUS?!?!?!
Basically, if you are looking for some WILD fun, come over to my house. These critters are CRAZY! They are insane and sweet and PERFECT! I love to pet them and kiss them and cuddle them. I look at their fur and I say "OH, PUPPIES! I love you puppies! You're PRETTY PUPPIES!" And my life is good and happy.
Dogs forever,
-UB
