As many of you know, I scavenge for coins. I use the coins to purchase peanut m&ms from the mail room in the afternoon.
My husband told me to stop because HE needs coins for drinks...
At first I was upset... THEN... I realized that it was time for me to boycott m&ms.
Why, fans? Well, that's because m&ms now come in a flavor that I would equate to PUKE or POOP CHUNKS in the break room...
STRAWBERRY PEANUT BUTTER.
GROSS! EWW! SICK!!!!!
Remember the painter lady who fixed my wall and ate a WHOLE JAR of peanut butter a day causing SERIOUS septic tank issues here at Casa de Undercover Blogger? Well, needless to say, I have not eaten peanut butter since then (and I probably NEVER will).
Mix peanut butter with imitation strawberry flavoring in a crunchy candy coated shell... could anything BE more disgusting?
Well, fans, I think I have sufficiently ruined your Saturday. Which is FINE BY ME because again, if you were not convinced that the universe hated me before, you DEFINITELY can be convinced today (haircut and blow dry during a STORM? WHY ME?).
XOXO,
Undercover Blogger
