Credit Cards- A Necessary Evil

I know a bunch of you freaks are going to go all Dave Ramsey on me- I know credit cards are dangerous... I know that it's easy to spend too much.

But fans... what's a girl to do when she needs things and her husband doesn't approve? Respect his wishes? I think not! She orders them on her credit card! I just ordered a pair of 4 inch satin evening shoes. I could have gone with the option I truly desired from J.Crew, but those were like $225 or something. These babies were only $70. But still. He would say my last pair of evening shoes that I only wore once would suffice. But dear friends, they wouldn't. THEY WOULDN'T!

Also, a few of you will begin to notice my skin changing color. Going from the color "clear" to "less clear, still ghostly." I bought a tanning package. ONLY TO USE THROUGH THE MONTH OF MARCH (the girl was pretty persuasive and talked me into buying some delish smelling lotion as well). Do you think my husband would approve of this? No. So what did I do? I DID IT ANYWAY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. On my credit card of course... Actually, the thought of me looking less like I've been cooped up in the hospital for 3 years and more like I went outside once or twice would probably convince him of the necessity of this purchase. Whatevs.

I'll look hot. Or like really conservative and lame.

Have we discussed my opinions on the spaghetti strap, the strapless, and the low cut dress? I do NOT approve. You don't want people staring at you adjusting yourself and hunching over all night. So my opinion is always wear what is comfortable. This is why I always wonder if I look like a lez probably.

XOXO,
UB

DISCLAIMER- I AM FRUGAL/CHEAP AT ALL TIMES. THE HUSBAND BUYS WHATEVER HIS HEART DESIRES, SO DON'T CONCERN YOURSELF WITH HIM. And he'll be happy when I look hottt.

Later peeps.