Jealousy

Fans,

I've grown quite accustomed to people being jealous of me. My looks, my wit, my charming personality... it's too much for most people to be around.

But this time... it is I who am jealous.

Of my husband!

His upcoming trip to Switzerland has me in a fit. All new ski clothes... a stop in London... fabulous meals... it's just too much!

I'll make him sorry he ever agreed to go on this trip (required to keep his job). I will buy whatever I want, eat whatever I want (falafel, pasta, soup), and watch whatever I want on t.v. (or go to bed at 7 and read and wear fleece).

This sucks. I WANNA GO.

I WANNA GO I WANNA GO I WANNA GO I WANNA GO.

But, when you think about it, I hate being cold. So maybe it's for the best that I'm stuck here. IN ALABAMA. WHILE MY HUSBAND TRAVELS THE GLOBE. PROBABLY IN FIRST CLASS. I ALWAYS FLY COACH.

WHEN WILL THE INJUSTICE END??????

I pray for the forgiveness of my iniquities- jealousy and MAXING OUT MY CREDIT CARD DURING THE FIRST WEEK OF MARCH! TAKE THAT, HUSBAND. HOPE YOU ENJOY THE COOOOOLLLLDDD.

XOXO,
UB