ARG!

Fans-
If you ever see me eating something and it looks like I'm enjoying it, HIT ME! TAKE MY PLATE FROM ME! THROW IT AWAY!

We had a lunch party at work today... Golden Rule... I ate less than a half cup of chicken, two teaspoons of sauce, 1/4 cup of vinegar based slaw, three tablespoons of macaroni and cheese, and three tablespoons of beans. Dessert was this ice cream thing a man's wife makes. That small amount of food was DOUBLE the amount of weight watchers points I'm allowed in a day. SOOOOO that means lettuce for the next few days. I know I gained all my weight back that I had lost.

I have to get control over myself.

This is my diet for the next week- only salads, yogurt, and fiber one cereal and/or bars.

I want to cry. Food is the only thing that makes me happy. Don't feed me any of that "friends make you happy" or "GO TO A PARK!" or "have a long conversation with your husband" crap. Everyone knows those things SUCK compared to a slice of pizza or a blizzard.

Warning, fans... there isn't a single one of you who I wouldn't gladly trade in for just a taste of pepperoni. Remember that. Consider yourself lucky if I even acknowledge your existance.

In the mood to make someone CRY,
UB