Undercover Blogger and Her Heart of Stone

Is now mush. Why, you ask? Because I'm having a nephew (or a niece)!!! That's right friends! L is having a baby! A REAL ONE! I will affectionately refer to him (or her) as Gerard (or Gerri). Today I think it's Gerri. It's been about 50/50.

I've always prided myself in my uncanny ability to detect subtle nuances in a preggo's behavior and thus to predict the sex of the unborn.

This pregnancy is too important to rely on my sixth sense. But this one is difficult, for L's behavior has remained largely unchanged (WHEW, we've all known THAT pregnant girl).

I have found a tinkle test for L to take to determine whether this kid is boy or a girl already! I mean I can't wait until NOVEMBER to start buying little Gerard (or Gerri) adorable little gowns and bubbles! Quality monogramming takes time, after all. I don't want to wind up with 6 Jon-Jons with Gerard written across the front if it's really a GERRI!

Anyway, L refuses to take said test. She does not believe it is trustworthy.

She trusted the PREGNANCY test though. So I don't understand.

DILEMMA! What am I to do fans? Make her an offer she can't refuse? Or wait until November when she has her US?

XO
Undercover Blogger

P.S. To all new stalkers (ahem, J)... I'm not opposed to making offers that can't be refused. Spill the beans, and you'll know what I'm talking about.

P.S.S. L just displayed her first pregnancy induced overreaction. She's bothered that I sit blogging ... at her table... on her computer... as she slaves away icing the cake (not that that's the hard part anyway)...

Guess I best get back to it... L's eating all the frosting!