Ugly, right?
Why are people SO whiny all the time? "POOR me, I've been blackmailed for $2mil because I slept with people who work for me."
I wouldn't be surprised if he set this whole little scam up himself to make people think women find him attractive. That poor extortionist probably gets like 10+ years in prison and then he'll get paid $5mil at the end of the game for helping Letterman get some publicity. That guy should have watched "LOCKUP: RAW" before he decided $5 mil was worth being forced to marry a man living as woman who calls himself Roxie.
Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is regarding bribery. In business we face many obstacles, and the good guy always finishes last. Extortion hurts no one. You shouldn't do things that would allow someone to blackmail you in the future. IDIOTS. TIT FOR TAT, DAVE.
Let's face the facts, friends, he's getting old. Old is icky unless you're rich. I'm sure Letterman makes a decent living, but he's no oil tycoon. Just a millionaire I bet. Millionaires are so 80s. You would THINK attractive women would begin to set their standards a little higher...
I mean, come ON! What a joke! WHO are the multiple women who had affairs with this man? I just can't believe it. It seems as though this is a common question that runs through my mind when something like this happens...
Let us take a look at a few other men who have been caught in such scandals...
John Edwards isn't 100% unfortunate, but doesn't he look like he could star in Three's Company? CHEESE BALL. I guess at least he was worth some moolah.
Woody Allen. Sick and creepy. I mean the fact that Diane Keaton could even act beside him after MICHAEL CORLEONE makes me want to hurl.
Bill wasn't THE ugliest human 20 years ago, but EESH! He's OLD now! YUCK!
Given, Mr. Spitzer had to pay for his pleasure... but she was PRETTY! And he is... an UGGO!
Let's not get into the wonders some Frizz Ease would do for his wife's hair... poor woman...
I know I could go on and on and on and find a few cute celebs who have had affairs, but that would make not a fun blog post.
Happy Friday!
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