WHEN is SHE Going to HAVE HER BABY?

HMMMMMMMM? I saw her huzby working his little grungy heart out... more like walking around, chatting with friends... busy as a little bee... while at ANY moment his bride and helpmeet could require his assistance in filling up the used inflatable pool and assist her as she is in agony for hooooooourrrrrs while he feeds her cheese, organic grapes and whatever the heck else she eats.

I don't know about you, fans, but I suspect you feel as I do...I'm READY FOR THAT BABY TO COME!!! I need a good home birth story to liven up the working day.

What do you suppose she'll call the little munchkin?
Beregond?
Aragorn?
Gretel?
Balthazar?

We stand together, fans, for the unique naming ceremony that lies ahead... right after the placental burying ceremony... or before... I suppose I should further investigate the timing of all home birthing rituals...

Happy Home Birthing,
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