LEAST Favorite Things!

Hi ALL! I know that you all rely on me for honesty. If UB isn't truthful with you, then who is? RIGHT?

So, here we go with a few least faves:

1. Fridays. I think we should have just a 4 day work week. 5 is too much. When are we supposed to relax? I don't guess we do... When do we see our friends? A rushed lunch on Saturday? It's sad...

2. Facebook... old people have infiltrated...

3. Sports... bunches of people (including your otherwise style conscious friends) dressed in team colors for a whole season, hooting and hollering to support their teams... not to mention the hideous blow up tiger down the street... actually, scratch that. I DO like football as it makes the malls and restaurants much less crowded.

3. (Since I've decided sports are acceptable)- Being hungry. I'm so hungry. I wish I had some pie or spaghetti or something. =(

4. Roaches. I've put traps everywhere, yet I'm still using my RAID with greater frequency than I find acceptable...

5. Lady GaGa and Katy Perry- OH WAIT! JUST KIDDING! I LOVE THEM!

5. MAKING CAKES. We don't have one for like...a few weeks... but I'm already dreading it. Don't stop placing orders though, I mostly just like to complain. You would understand if you were as skilled as we are... but... YOU'RE NOT!

6. Women who don't wear makeup. It's like men who walk around with no shirt...or people who don't wear shoes... WHY?

7. Mouth breathers.

8. Humidity. My hair can turn from sleek and shining to Monica in Jamaica hair in a nanosecond...

9. THE FACT THAT IT WON'T GET COLD. I want to get some of those brooms that smell like cinnamon that they are selling at Whole Foods right now, but it just doesn't seem right when it's practically 99 degrees outside.

10. Insomnia. I know I should ask the old doc about Ambien, but some of my best thoughts come to me in the middle of the night... it's just who I am... the girl who doesn't sleep...

XOXO-
UB