FANS! Long time no post, right?
Well, I thought about treating you guys to a post about Spencer. I've heard (okay... I've watched) enough about The Hills to know that Heidi is begging Spencer for a baby. My hope for the world this Christmas is that he is sterile. If he is not, I think MTV should take full credit for proving Charles Darwin's theory WRONG.
But then I realized I had not discussed my goals for 2010 with you.
SO I will discuss my goals for 2010 with my fans!
We are down to a four day work week at my place of employment. That means I have a three day weekend to complete all sorts of tasks and make my life one of supreme organization.
If you know me, you are probably laughing. But hear me out ... if I did not use this time to organize my life, I would have to workout or something dreadful.
Without further ado, I will now share with you the things I will organize on Fridays (actually...maybe Saturdays... my Fridays are booked now for about 6 weeks)!
1. My closet. Dearest me... this will take a weekend in itself. Maybe I could consign some things. Or just give them away. Maybe both. Definitely both.
2. My kitchen drawers and cabinets. Oh no... I think an anxiety attack is brewing within me. I will procrastinate on this one...
3. My toiletries. This is always WAY fun! I can use my new hydrating mask from Greece. Thanks, L for introducing me to Korres products! Fans, run out NOW and pick up this whole line. It's fab! LOVE, love, love it!
4. Paper. I am dreaming now of all the cute paper organizing products there are out there! Cute paisley printed filing folders... polka dot binders...
5. Cooking magazines. I will finally tear out every recipe I might ever consider making, cut off the scraggly edges, and put them all in their own individual page protector. OMG... the excitement is filling every part of me! This will be so faaaaaaabulous!
6. My deck. I need to clean this again. I will sweep away the leaves, clean the chairs, and fill all the pots with colorful flowers. This can be a project for a warmer month. YAY! Something else to procrastinate!
7. My fridge. It needs a new filter. I will figure that out at some point.
8. My guest bedroom. I NEED those faux silk (a.k.a. polyester) dark brown $10 panels from BB&B! And a new curtain rod. No one will know the difference. Well, besides probably everyone. But I like them. So buzz off.
AND that's about it for now. Hopefully we'll be back to a five day work week before I can THINK about tackling the basement!
Merry Christmas!
-UB
