Arguing

I love arguing. Do I care if I'm right or wrong? No.

And here is a story for you, fans.

Back in the 4th grade, I decided to throw the science experiment we were all required to do. We were supposed to put chicken bones in vinegar, and a few days later we would see that the bones were extra bendy. I didn't want bendy bones, so I decided to put the bones in vinegar the day before the project was due instead of a week before, just so I could say it didn't work. The teacher was baffled. What an idiot. A 4th grader outsmarted a 30 year old. Dimwit.

Let's figure this out, fans. Why do I like to argue? Because it's fun. Because it gets my blood pumping. BECAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE TURN RED! But I like it most when people argue back.

But what I like most most in this world fans- the Zaxby's grilled cheese basket that L so lovingly introduced me too. Nothing is better than that freaking basket.

-UB