Saving the WORLD

So there is a girl at work fans, and she wants to save the world. Noble indeed. Lofty, but noble.

It had me thinking- what can I do to make an impact on the world? As we all know, I do not enjoy leaving the comfort of my own home- volunteering is kind of out for me. But not really. You just start by asking yourself what it is you love. And what do I love? Food. But HELLZ no way am I serving food at a homeless people shelter. You all know how I am about smells (the hospital like food and people who don't shower every morning).

Here are my ideas so far-
Get a little brother or sister or however that works and teach him/her how to cook. BUT I'm not too fond of children.

Host a bake sale for kids with cancer (kids with cancer really upset me- and that takes a lot these days for reasons I shall not write about)- YUM, but people are cheap and won't buy stuff, but maybe they would.

Anyway, that's not a lot of ideas, but it's something for the 5 minutes of thinking I've done.

Maybe this coworker of mine can change the world by inspiring others to change the world.

But chances are I'll choose to sit on my couch and give my money to a charity instead. They can do with it what they please. And I can just eat a lot of food.

If anyone has a great idea involving food and non-stinky people, LET ME KNOW!

All my love fans,
UB