Until last week. I woke up one morning to find my keys missing... I looked around for about 5 minutes before I decided to grab my spare, figuring I would look for them later so I could still be a little early for work (I wanted to be early so I could leave early to read my book about weird cult people... no offense if you are in a cult... I want this to be a friendly blog for all to enjoy). Well, it's been a week now...
The keys are STILL missing. My amazing car key that you stick into the dash... gone. My key to the office... gone. My key to the house... gone. My Winn Dixie Rewards Card... gone. My library card... gone. Thank goodness I have an unusual organization system and my CVS card is in my wallet...
But worst of all... and this is bad... my alarm keypad is GONE. Not only was that thing a little costly, but I am beyond paranoid that it has fallen into the hands of a cannibal or axe murderer or cult leader who can now sneak into my home and force me to wear my hair in unsightly fashions...
What's a girl to do? Any tips are unwelcome. Just find my keys for me. NOW!
I CANNOT LOOK LIKE THESE WOMEN!
-UNDERCOVER BLOGGER
