So I have been receiving hundreds of emails from my adoring fans asking what a typical weekend with Undercover Blogger looks like...
I am always willing to oblige my fans... so... here is my weekend...
1. Friday- totally do not remember.
2. Saturdee- Undercover Blogger arises from peaceful slumber. Gets a couple of cups of coffee in her. Gets dressed. Goes to "Old Time Pottery Barn" with madre. Want to know what I got? Well, fans, I purchased a white bowl ($1), a little random thing (50 cent yo), a window cleaning thing ($1.50), and a cute little towel ($1). I was hoping to find white seat cushions and curtains.... but no luck. The lucky part came when we checked out... MADRE paid for my stuff! YA! Kewl.
Then, at my request, we head to LOWE'S. It's one of my favorite stores EVER. First of all they sell spray paint, and second of all they sell PLANTS. Container gardening is hands down Undercover Blogger's favorite hobby. Well... besides "sitting there" and "not doing a dern thing!" Anyway, my little bro joined us. Then we walked to the parking lot where I attempted to start my car.
NO SUCH LUCK.
Turns out that my spare key is actually part of some theft deterrent system that DAMAGES your FREAKING car if you use it without having all these little things tweaked or some stupid something like that. Great. Another downside of LOSING MY FREAKING KEYS.
Then we head to "Crackel Barrel" for a good COUNTRY lunch. Two fried okras, one hashbrown casserole, an order of green beans and a biscuit later... well, needless to say, this Undercover Blogger was STUFFED and ready for a nap. Only, that DID NOOOOTTTTT happen.
I head home. "Totally LUCKY Friend X" comes over and asks which PERFECT decision she should make. Also, "Totally LUCKY Friend Y" gets new furniture. Mazal tov, friends.
Then I start on some homework for some thing we have to do for work. From what I have gathered, they are trying to tell me that nothing I do is right and that I should change everything about myself. Fun.
WONDERFUL/PERFECT husband brings me wine. GRAZIE Sweet Husband!
Watch SNL season finale. To my delight, there was a NEW LAWRENCE WELK SKIT! ROTFL!!!!!
3. Sunday- Spend a delightful day with husband, grocery shop, do some more work homework, watch TAKEN, finally get around to hearing Spencer Pratt's rap song (hahahahahahaha), blog, wait for the HOUSEWIVES season finale... oh yes, and get ignored by an aardvark. Weird. You think an aardvark would be your friend, but really, fans, aardvarks are JERKS.
So there you go. I suppose I'm not as interesting as you guys thought. I'm a REAL person, just like every single one of you boring losers... er... FANS!
XOXO,
Undercover Blogger
I am always willing to oblige my fans... so... here is my weekend...
1. Friday- totally do not remember.
2. Saturdee- Undercover Blogger arises from peaceful slumber. Gets a couple of cups of coffee in her. Gets dressed. Goes to "Old Time Pottery Barn" with madre. Want to know what I got? Well, fans, I purchased a white bowl ($1), a little random thing (50 cent yo), a window cleaning thing ($1.50), and a cute little towel ($1). I was hoping to find white seat cushions and curtains.... but no luck. The lucky part came when we checked out... MADRE paid for my stuff! YA! Kewl.
Then, at my request, we head to LOWE'S. It's one of my favorite stores EVER. First of all they sell spray paint, and second of all they sell PLANTS. Container gardening is hands down Undercover Blogger's favorite hobby. Well... besides "sitting there" and "not doing a dern thing!" Anyway, my little bro joined us. Then we walked to the parking lot where I attempted to start my car.
NO SUCH LUCK.
Turns out that my spare key is actually part of some theft deterrent system that DAMAGES your FREAKING car if you use it without having all these little things tweaked or some stupid something like that. Great. Another downside of LOSING MY FREAKING KEYS.
Then we head to "Crackel Barrel" for a good COUNTRY lunch. Two fried okras, one hashbrown casserole, an order of green beans and a biscuit later... well, needless to say, this Undercover Blogger was STUFFED and ready for a nap. Only, that DID NOOOOTTTTT happen.
I head home. "Totally LUCKY Friend X" comes over and asks which PERFECT decision she should make. Also, "Totally LUCKY Friend Y" gets new furniture. Mazal tov, friends.
Then I start on some homework for some thing we have to do for work. From what I have gathered, they are trying to tell me that nothing I do is right and that I should change everything about myself. Fun.
WONDERFUL/PERFECT husband brings me wine. GRAZIE Sweet Husband!
Watch SNL season finale. To my delight, there was a NEW LAWRENCE WELK SKIT! ROTFL!!!!!
3. Sunday- Spend a delightful day with husband, grocery shop, do some more work homework, watch TAKEN, finally get around to hearing Spencer Pratt's rap song (hahahahahahaha), blog, wait for the HOUSEWIVES season finale... oh yes, and get ignored by an aardvark. Weird. You think an aardvark would be your friend, but really, fans, aardvarks are JERKS.
So there you go. I suppose I'm not as interesting as you guys thought. I'm a REAL person, just like every single one of you boring losers... er... FANS!
XOXO,
Undercover Blogger
