What is the purpose of life? We have all battled with this question. We want to know why we are here- are we a part of something bigger? Will I leave my mark on this world? Will anyone remember me in 50, 100, 500 years? Well, my fans, no longer do I battle with this question...
My purpose is clear...
I am to serve as a muse for the next great tragic author...
Let's being with a visual...
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I pulled into the garage last night with thoughts of cookies dancing in my head. Salivating upon my arrival, I headed straight to the kitchen to find my treasured cookies covered in ants. Yes, that is correct, my cookies were devoured. By insects... Foreshadowing at it's finest my fans..."My guess is they'll be gone before the end of the night" (Undercover Blogger 5-12-2009).
The last dozen. Gone...not just gone...ANNIHILATED!
WHYYYY? WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO SUCH GOOD PEOPLE?
Never was a story of more woe
Than this of UNDERCOVER BLOGGER and her M&M cookies made with Oleo...
Until next time, my fans,
-Undercover Blogger
In remembrance of the cookies "Cooks" (A long time ago- May 12, 2009)
