Now that I have a purpose in life, I felt that I should also have a mission... The following thoughts are how I decided on said mission...
Are you poor? Well, I wouldn't consider myself destitute exactly, but I do long for things... many things... I'm a material girl (or guy).
What does not help my situation at ALL is a trip to Wal-Mart (eeeesh) or Target (yeeeessss). Not only do I want to grab everything and head to the checkout (at Target, not so much at Wal-Mart), but I also have to purchase a lot of laundry detergent (I like to wash clothes a lot). And it's expensive. IF I had been smart and had arranged to be born a long time before I was... well, my fans, I could have struck it RICH. Good smelling watered down soap is a GOLD MINE.
Now first of all, I only use Tide. Original scent. All other detergents smell great for a few days, but Tide's fresh scent (and only Original) lingers for a REALLY long time...
But the stuff is $20 for a large and awkwardly shaped container that is entirely too heavy for me to carry to my laundry area (I'm so tiny and cute). So I go for the smaller container. Obviously, they like this. I'm a marketer's dream you might say. Add a pretty lid (sparkles!) or some new colors and, my fans, UNDERCOVER BLOGGER IS SOOOLD.
Then I also fill up the cart with some new Scrubbing Bubbles toilet gel thingies and Mr. Clean Fabreeze cleaner and Clorox toilet scrubbers and various other cleaning products... Fans, I could have bought something really good. Like Target curtains. Or seat cushions. Or 50 cans of spray paint... by the end of the month, I could have purchased a new chair! But alas, my fondness for good smells always wins...
So why is detergent so expensive? HMMMM? If I was like a cop or security guard or DMV employee I do not think I could afford it... maybe that's why they never really smell very good...
Polyester + Inferior Laundry Detergent = STANK.
My mission is this, and please feel free to join my cause...
"Mission NO STANK- Getting the Underprivileged into Natural Fibers"
To join in on the good cause, please feel free to email me!
XOXO,
-Undercover Blogger
